Psychobabble

Awesome song by Alan Parson's Project, and the only way I can see of describing the following ditty. So here goes -

Johnny Wacko went to town,
Everyone knew he's a great big clown.
Give him a bell, give him a whistle,
A load of dung and hand him a chisel.
For they all say he's a talented kid,
Only this can of worms has no lid.
He'll sing he'll dance he'll jump with joy,
Top him of with juice, he's a wind-up toy.
Watch him rant, watch him rave, watch him make a mess,
If only you'd got him a baby pink dress.
A word of warning, be ready for a scene,
He slangs, he curses, he can be quite mean.
Why does he do it, no one is in the know,
Just sit back, relax and enjoy the show!